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Mark & Dave: At Denver airport, TSA may be flying higher than passengers

Side effect of Obamacare? Fifty percent of physicians report they’ve consulted Wikipedia for information on health conditions. Sad that in 2014, you’re better off watching Dr. Oz than going to a local doctor.

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Amnesty boxes set up in Colorado airports make us do a double-take. While marijuana is legal in the state, Colorado airports still can ban weed and fliers face big fines. So large drums are conspicuously placed where people can dump their “stash” before going through TSA checkpoints. No one has said what happens with all the “donations,” but you can bet TSA lines are going to move a little slower there.

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Our eyes are burning! Sixty percent of pet owners admit they don’t mind having sex in front of their pet. Guess most people got tired of dragging their aquarium out every night. No statistics on how many owners watch their pets make whoopee. Thankfully.

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While the players may have come out with bumps and bruises from Sunday’s big game, most of the injuries at Super Bowl XLVIII were not on the field, but in the stands. Mostly from slipping and falling. The root cause? Not the cold, not the ice, but alcohol. Another reason to watch it from home every year.

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Purina has launched a new energy bar for dogs. Like your dog needs more energy? P.T. Barnum would be proud.

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We were trying to figure out why GasBuddy listed Thursday as the cheapest day to fill your gas tank in Oregon ... then we remembered Thursday is the day most Oregonians drive to Vancouver and pump their own gas.

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If you’re looking for that “A” to boost your grades at midterm, Rutgers University is offering a class on Beyonce. “Politicizing Beyonce,” to be exact. Hope this isn’t a trend and that PSU doesn’t offer a class on Darcelle XV.

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The U.S. Postal Service Inspector General suggested that maybe the post office could make money offering financial services to America’s underbanked. Before you laugh, it might work. They already have enough “This window closed” signs for startup.

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The hot new way to lose weight: The Werewolf Diet. Something to do with harnessing the moon’s effects on body fluids in the same way it determines the tides and oceans, helping you lose weight. We think it has more to do with only eating during a full moon.

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Tesla has announced a Model S is registered in every single state.

The last state to register the electric wunderkar: Mississippi. Guess they’re still fighting for the buggy.

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Mint chocolate, lime, vanilla. These aren’t desserts, they’re new flavors of toothpastes that Procter & Gamble hope you will eat up ... or at least brush with. They missed out. Mark & Dave say if you’re gonna go for it, go all in. Why not bacon-flavored toothpaste? Gravy? Pizza? BBQ beans?

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Portland escaped the list of top 50 cities for bed bugs. Chicago took top honors, Seattle was No. 18 for the little creatures that latch on to your personal belongings, follow you everywhere, and cost you a fortune trying to get rid of them. Are they talking about bed bugs or politicians?

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Learning a new skill or trying to memorize something is enhanced if you have a cup of joe right after you study. Something to do with caffeine enhancing short-term memory. The study said just half a Starbucks venti can help you. Here’s what we learned: Buy a tall and save some money.

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On Jan. 31, 1940, Ida M. Fuller became the first person to receive an old-age monthly benefit check under the new Social Security law. She paid in $24.75 between 1937 and 1939 on an income of $2,484. Her first check, dated Jan. 31, was for $22.54. Surprised some members of Congress are not still trying to overturn the vote for Social Security.

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